Tuesday, June 5, 2012

CDC Confirms NO Zombie Apocalypse


Whew!  I'm glad the Center for Disease Control came out with a statement today telling us all that the Zombie Apocalypse HAS NOT STARTED.  After 4 days of headlines that included people eating people and one dude throwing his intestines at police....I was starting to wonder.

Watch video here;  http://video.foxnews.com/v/1672867586001/cdc-confirms-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse-underway?intcmp=features

Yesterday there was a rumor starting to circulate that a certain virus had infected these people and it was making them engage in Zombie-like behavior....so the CDC decided they better come out and reassure folks that their IS NOT a zombie-causing virus.

The fact that the CDC had to issue this statement testifies to how strange planet earth has become.

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