Surprise! Boston Bombers Were Muslims!

I  know....it is shocking and surprising!  The "religion of peace" has some more jihadist converts who were willing to kill innocent people and blow their limbs off...all in the name of Allah.

The interesting thing is that these two brothers had been here for quite some time.  One reporter last night even said they seemed to be "taking part in the American dream!"

It's kind of funny to watch the liberal reporters scratch their heads and say, "One of the bombers was even at Dartmouth!  What would compel someone to do something like that?"...and then the reporter conjures up his best "perplexed" face as he asks the question.

At this point I usually start talking to the TV and say, "Because they are MUSLIMS!  It is a Satanically inspired religion that came along 800 years after Christ left this earth!  It was put together by some illiterate, pedophile who was having Satanic visions...and his name was Muhammad!"

How deluded the world has become.

"All religions are equal...and they are all pretty much the same", say some liberals.

"Allah is the 'one god' and is the same god that we worship in the Bible.", says that new Pope.

What??

Christians believe that JESUS IS GOD!!  Muslims VEHEMENTLY DENY THAT!!

How can it be the same God?? 

"Well it just is!", says the liberal, "You say po-ta-toe and they say po-tay-toe...but really we all just need to learn how to sing kum-ba-yah...so why are you Bible bangers so reluctant to do that?  Why are you so hateful and dogmatic?  What does it really matter all this talk of doctrine?  It's all so boring.  Why can't we all just believe whatever we want and why don't you just JOIN US in embracing a ONE WORLD RELIGION?"

Hey...one other thing...10 years ago remember how we knew nothing about Iraq and Iran, but now we do?  Now we all get to learn something about Chechnya.