Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Rocket Man Climbs Mt Pikachu in Dress Shoes

For those of you who don't remember this....the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, says he is a god and they constantly tell this to the North Koreans.  If they don't believe it and say it, they can be sent to concentrations camps and/or killed.

The North Korean government controlled media also does its part in upholding this charade.

Today we find that Kim Jong can climb mountains in dress shoes and he can also control the weather.

Dictator Kim Jong-un controlled the weather as he scaled a 9,000ft sacred mountain wearing just black leather shoes, North Korea's state media claim.

Deep snow and frigid temperatures of -20C were no match for the hermit state's leader as he climbed Mount Paektu, the country's highest peak, it was claimed.

There was a blizzard but Kim 'controlled nature' during the climb, as the nasty weather conditions cleared and made way for "dazzling sunshine" and clear blue skies, state media said.

The report claims the mountain offered a "warm welcome" to the dictator as it showed "joy at the appearance of the peerlessly illustrious commander who controls nature".

The visit has sparked speculation that Kim was planning a significant event, as leaders' past visits have been followed by important decisions or acts, including executions.

I'm not sure how you negotiate with a "god"? 

I'm also not sure if you just laugh at this guy and believe he's too delusional to be any danger....or if you attempt to wipe him out using military options because the dude has nuclear weapons and could potentially destroy a large portion of the world.


Blogger Dave Gust said...

I think we don't let him launch another "test" missile. We should take it out on the launch pad, and we should be working the back channels to ensure this little "god's" reign comes to a swift end.

December 13, 2017 at 4:28 PM  

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