Monday, November 10, 2025

A Furry Honey Badger is Running as a Democrat for Congress

 Here’s how the logic goes for many of the unregenerate Democrats;

“Since evolution made us all, some folks are women trapped in men’s bodies and vise versa.  Since we KNOW this is true we must also know that some people may look human but they are really animals trapped in human bodies.  And this is why we Democrats have endorsed a honey Badger for Congress!”

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The Democrats seem to be having an existential identity crisis between communist Islamists and just plain old bat-crap crazy Marxists. Michigan is a prime example of the latter, where Sam Smeltzer, better known as Elyon Badger, is running for a seat in the House of Representatives.

He is a gay, furry-loving, self-identifying honey badger who celebrated conservative TPUSA founder Charlie Kirk’s and UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson’s assassinations and believes that America deserved 9/11. That last one got him banned on X, and he now spews his evil, hateful rhetoric on Bluesky and Instagram.

Smeltzer is a 36-year-old IT specialist who is all for taxing the rich, government-run healthcare, and fighting for the demented freedom of furries, according to The Washington Free Beacon. He is seeking to represent Michigan’s Seventh Congressional District between political events and attending furry conventions.

The flamboyant Democrat is running against Bridget Brink, the former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine, but she has been raising far more money than he has, and he is lagging behind her. However, due to an October front-page photo shoot in Michigan’s Between the Lines LGBT newspaper that touts his “honey badger energy,” his campaign is beginning to surge.

Smeltzer is just one of many weird, off-the-wall Democrats calling for violence while claiming they hate America as they run for political office.

https://rairfoundation.com/furry-honey-badger-marxist-dem-who-celebrated-charlie/

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