Friday, August 19, 2016

Wanted; Lesbian Farmers

This headline is funny enough we just had to blog on it.

'Bust up' conservatives: Feds thrust lesbians into farming

A new federal plan encouraging lesbians to become farmers has a hidden, strategic purpose, according to radio host Rush Limbaugh, who is blasting it as “the latest Democrat scam.”
The U.S. Department of Agriculture is holding a series of summits to push the role of lesbian farmers as a part of its “Rural Pride” campaign, as reported by the Washington Free Beacon.
“I guarantee you that most people reading the news would come across a story with the Washington Free Beacon headline ‘Feds Holding Summits for Lesbian Farmers,’ and they would probably ignore it or laugh at it but ultimately cast it aside,” Limbaugh said Wednesday. “But I, El Rushbo, am able to read the stitches on the fastball and clearly see what this is about.”
“It has a specific political objective,” he continued, “and the quick explanation is this is the left expanding their sphere of dominant influence.”
“They are trying to bust up one of the last geographically conservative regions in the country; that’s rural America. Rural America happens to be largely conservative. Rural America is made up of self-reliant, rugged individualist types. They happen to be big believers in the Second Amendment. So here comes the Obama Regime with a bunch of federal money, and they’re waving it around, and all you gotta do to get it is be a lesbian and want to be a farmer and they’ll set you up.”
The USDA is partnering with pop singer and LGBT activist Cyndi Lauper for a “day of conversation” about the struggles of homosexual and transgender individuals in rural sections of America.
Summits have already been held in Greensboro, North Carolina; Lost River, West Virginia; Wayne, Nebraska; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Dallas, Texas; Atlanta, Georgia; Nashville, Tennessee; and Seattle, Washington. The next summit is Thursday, Aug. 18, at Drake University in Iowa, with U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack serving as keynote speaker.
There can be no doubt that the liberals don't necessarily like folks who are into "God and guns" because our own President has made reference to that...and who is more into God and guns that folks who live in the country, hunt, fish, raise cattle and farm?
Friends, lesbians are sinners just like you and me.  They need a savior just like you and me.  But here's the deal, if things keep going the way they are adultery, bestiality and even sex with children will soon not be allowed to be called "sin".


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